Mom and Dad went to a show They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's I kicked and screamed, said please don't go Grandma, take me home... (x8) Had to eat my d inner there Mashed potatoes and stuff like that I couldn't chew my meat too good Grandma take me home... (x8) She said, well, don't you start your cryin' Go outside and ride your bike That's what I did, I killed my toe Grandma take me home ... (x8) After dinner I had ice cream I fell asleep and watched TV I woke up in my mother's arms Grandma take me home... (x19) I don't wanna be alone.